- when you hold the door for someone and they don't say thank you
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me n my ogre bf

bellpincher:

me: babe come over

bf: i can’t theres fucking ropes all over the place

me: my parents are out

bf: image

wizardgrum:

my biology teacher hated me a lot

wizardgrum:

my biology teacher hated me a lot

lindsaychrist:

this is actually how abortion works. stay informed.

ruinedchildhood:

Domino’s knows whats up

ruinedchildhood:

Domino’s knows whats up

grumpysalmon:

Have Team Rocket tried shooting Ash with a gun

beelzeburg:

This is… not any less creepy in daylight