Tonight I let my new housemate talk for fifteen minutes about how bisexuality isn’t a valid sexual orientation and that they’re just greedy and have no standards and need to pick one. And then I told her I was bisexual. The back-pedalling was so messy and hilarious.
According to the Internet, this is what Europeans think breakfast in America is like.
this is exactly what breakfast in america is like
I need this to happen
this planet sucks nothing works. the Volcanoes dont work like 1/10 of them work. the ocean is poorly lit. the dryers in public washrooms dont do shit. im sick of this place
Welcome to the battle subway Mr. Shaq , and congrats on making it this far! I’m subway boss Emmet nice to meet you
*steals your hat*
I think we know who is really running this country
i luv kids they are so much funner to talk to than adults. i asked a toddler today whats up and he said “ten” with such conviction i really did believe it was an adequate response to my question for a second
what do u say to ur sister if she is crying????? are you having a CRISIS