buttchunks:

A living legend.

buttchunks:

A living legend.

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greathaircut:

million dollar idea for a men’s hygiene product: shower helmets for when you see yourself reflected on the shower glass and try to headbutt the naked male encroaching on your territory

ganta:

Anonymous asked: Mami or Sayaka

cripcraponyrcomputer:

every time im around someone playing the ukelele im like, “this is the worst thing that has ever happened to me.”

puretuba:

im-australia:

i consecutively got eight different people draw doug dimmadome on iscribble what did you do new years day

dimma desu

puretuba:

im-australia:

i consecutively got eight different people draw doug dimmadome on iscribble what did you do new years day

dimma desu

clientsfromhell:

Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

bachmaninovsky:

what if pop artists started naming their works like classical music omg

“Minaj: Symphonic Poem in D-flat Major, Op. 32 - I. Allegro: “Stupid Hoe”“